Rather dark. Hermione is taken, and meets her potions professor while in captivity after he is discovered as a spy. Together they face the coming war, and find a way to live through the aftermath. Possible SSHG, can't tell at this stage.

It's Severus' birthday and he's trying desperately to avoid acknowledging it. Will he succeed, or will our good professor fall victim to his own birth? (According to JKR, January 9th is his actual b-day, so celebrate the occasion)

Sometimes, you just don't want to know. But no matter how hard you try, you can't bring yourself to look away. Oink oink...

Here we see what happens when Lucius crashes one of Narcissa's Christmas parties. PG13 for mention of party-related things like heavy drinking, shagging the nextdoor neighbor, and revenge that children shouldnt be exposed to. Rather humorous.

Even Lucius Malfoy has lonely nights where he must find a way of keeping himself out of trouble, although his efforts aren't always successful. Humor thing with appearances by Severus Snape and maybe others...

This is what happens when you mix a crazed environment with too much pudding...Weird little humor thing with Professors Dumbledore and Snape. And pudding. No, there's nothing sexual in it.

Well, the burrito was definitely not edible, so what else was he to eat?

Humor for us, but for our long-suffering professor, drama may be a more fitting word...