The one where Loki uses his brain, magic and the Tesseract to counter Thanos at the start of Infinity War aka the one where Loki is not an idiot. Warnings: Post-Thor Ragnarok. Not Avengers Infinity War or Endgame compliant. AU/Fix-it fic of sorts. Unreliable Narrator. Brodinson feels

'Oh don't be so grumpy, Kuro-sweetie. You should enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. After all, it's not everyday Obsidian decides she wants to write about the three of you wearing dresses and not at all enjoying yourselves in the process.' Crackfic. Warnings inside.