It's New Years on the Normandy, and Jack is hating every minute of it. To her, it's just another crappy year, and she's welcoming it alone. Why the hell did Shepard have to make her feel again?

To reach the ashes of blessed Andraste, the Warden and her companions must submit to a rather awkward request in order to cross the flames of the final challenge. Morrigan is less than pleased; but Oghren couldn't be any happier. A parody of the final Andraste challenge, and a sequel to Mating Rituals.

Morrigan wants nothing more than to enjoy the night in solitude after an exhausting day, but she has several unwanted guests joining her due to the Warden's shockingly open love-life. Parody of Leliana's romance scene from the viewpoint of the other companions.

Niko is tired of always being the man that hinders or ends the lives of innocents. He looks for a bit of redemption in the form of helping a stranger.