Valerie Evans is a human with strange powers - and a relatively bad attitude. She was dragged to Los Noches by Aizen and now has to face the Espada, who are - unfortunately - her jailers and personal nuisances. Will she learn to get along with them, go crazy from lack of intelligent conversation or kill them all? Poor thing - I think she needs chocolate.

For some bizarre reason, I've suddenly found myself, Valerie Evans, a normal human of Planet Earth, a member of the Fairy Tail guild! How did I get here? Why am I here? How will I survive here? And how in the world am I supposed to get back home! Goodness, I need chocolate right now ...