"It does strain the bounds of fantasy a bit…" Crack-ish, a tad angsty. Remmius, RSLB, et cetera.
This started out as Remus writing a love poem to Sirius; instead, the title happened. Slash poem drabble thing. Remmius, RSLB, et cetera.
James shows up at Remus's flat with something very important to show them. Remus and Sirius misunderstand him. RSLB slash. Crack!y but not tremendously so.
"Now, of course, the earth has absolutely, positively spun out of its orbit, and any second now they'll be plunging past Neptune, and where will Sirius Black be then?" RSLB, Remmius, Remus/Sirius, Wolfstar, et cetera. A bit crack!y.
... my little idea of how it begins, that epic romance that led to the creation of Harry James Potter, the Small Male who Was Not Dead. Just a small drabble. Oneshot.