Aren't oneliners usually the most memorable parts of movies and shows? Here are a few drabbles 100 word stories where the only purpose is the oneliner it leads up to. Enjoy. may include slash

Cho is miserable. Luna is clever. Femme-slash. Random, silly, short story.

Hermione is frustrated to find herself distracted in her seventh year at Hogwarts. Who would have thought that the studious Gryffindor would have a crush, of all things, on the dark and generally unpleasant Potions Master?

To be quite honest, I'm not even sure how it happened. One day I have detention with Malfoy, the next I'm staring at his lips and trying to decide whether I want to hit them or kiss them. DMRW. M for language. Sequel to Happiness is an Angry Weasley.

I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language

I don't know how it happened really. One minute he was throwing a curse at me, the next we were lying on the floor. I guess my landing on him may have been a cause, but I didn't want to admit it at the time. SLASH. SBSS Past

Hermione comes to some... well... conclusions and realizations. HGHP

Ron decides to tell Hermione how he feels. ONE-SHOT. Short, I know, but it's my first RWHG fic. :)

Severus muses on what was in the company of a fire, a crumpled letter, and a bottle of firewhiskey. Songfic to "Married with Children" by Oasis. One-shot. SLASH! You've been warned...