Her mother has always hated her. Her brother is a bully. Her cousin is the Boy Who Lived. And the wolf lies in Askaban. The existance of a female Dursley will change everything as we know it. AU.

In June 1996, Sirius Black fell through a certain black veil in the Department of Mysteries. He woke to find himself at Hogwarts in 1975 - his fifth year. He believes himself to be dead, but is there a more interesting reason for his being there?