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  • Intensity and Butterscotch Pudding

    By catastrophicxhymns • Updated: 25 Jun 2011 • Published: 25 Jun 2011 • 3,305 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Draco M., Hermione G. • Rating: T • Completed

    All he meant to do was deliver her some files. But once confronted with a crying woman, how can the ever-gentlemanly Draco Malfoy ever just walk away? Dramione oneshot.

  • Of Toothpaste and Birthday Cakes

    By catastrophicxhymns • Updated: 5 Jun 2011 • Published: 5 Jun 2011 • 1,034 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Hermione G., Draco M. • Rating: T • Completed

    Hermione forgets Draco's birthday and he demands cake in return. She gives him something a little different.

  • The Best Kind of Friend

    By catastrophicxhymns • Updated: 22 May 2011 • Published: 22 May 2011 • 1,253 words • 0 followers • Tragedy/Friendship • Hermione G. • Rating: T • In Progress

    When Harry enters the Great Hall during the Battle of Hogwarts, supposedly dead; from Hermione's point of view. Not H/Hr

  • Your Name Is Ugly

    By catastrophicxhymns • Updated: 22 May 2011 • Published: 22 May 2011 • 670 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • James P., Lily Evans P. • Rating: T • Completed

    Sirius is hosting an 'intimate get-together' with all the usual suspects and apparently Lily's name is really ugly. Lily/James

  • A Beautiful Thing

    By catastrophicxhymns • Updated: 24 Apr 2011 • Published: 24 Apr 2011 • 749 words • 0 followers • Hurt/Comfort/Humor • James P., Lily Evans P. • Rating: T • Completed

    L/J oneshot. James receives some horrible news from home and Lily tries to comfort him.