Horny teenagers, yay. There is gay stuff, there is straight stuff, there is kind of a plot...heh. A little DM/RW, DM/NL better than it sounds! , RW/HG, HP/LL. Player!Draco, Rugged!Neville, Lovestruck!Harry, Bombshell!Hermione...
Draco Malfoy is a god. And he's not the only one who knows it.
Ron's birthday present isn't what he expects...oneshot, Hogwarts, sexytime!
Harry and Hermione are horny, and alone, in a tent, and Ron is gone, and what else are they supposed to do, anyway? It's not like there's Horcruxes to find or anything. SMUTTY AS HELL. oneshot.
Harry Potter has been stuck at Hogwarts for the last five years of his life--supposedly for his own protection--and is bored out of his mind. The monotony is finally broken by a single music video. This story is meant to be random and funny, please R&R!
There is one person in the wizarding world worthy of the respect of Tom Riddle.