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  • Mine

    Horny teenagers, yay. There is gay stuff, there is straight stuff, there is kind of a plot...heh. A little DM/RW, DM/NL better than it sounds! , RW/HG, HP/LL. Player!Draco, Rugged!Neville, Lovestruck!Harry, Bombshell!Hermione...

  • Sweet Dreams

    Draco Malfoy is a god. And he's not the only one who knows it.

  • An Unexpected Gift

    Ron's birthday present isn't what he expects...oneshot, Hogwarts, sexytime!

  • Ron Who?

    Harry and Hermione are horny, and alone, in a tent, and Ron is gone, and what else are they supposed to do, anyway? It's not like there's Horcruxes to find or anything. SMUTTY AS HELL. oneshot.

  • Harry Potter and the Mutant Heart

    Harry Potter has been stuck at Hogwarts for the last five years of his life--supposedly for his own protection--and is bored out of his mind. The monotony is finally broken by a single music video. This story is meant to be random and funny, please R&R!

  • Inspiration

    There is one person in the wizarding world worthy of the respect of Tom Riddle.