Voldemort has found a new way of killing Harry. Hilarity ensues! Read and review please!

Sappy is good. As long as Hermione likes it. DMHG oneshot. Read and review please!

During Potions class, Neville blows up his potion. What happens? Oneshot ridiculous Dramione drabble. -Runner up at Dramione Awards on LJ for Best Drabble-

Fourth fic in series. Another way of killing Harry comes... Hilarity ensues. After experimenting with different people, does Voldie finally get to rule to world?

“Scorpius has a fetish for feet.” “We go at it like rabbits in the restricted section of the library!” Ridiculous Rose & Scorpius oneshot.

What I’m about to tell you is a top secret that many would kill to know. Good then we’ll go to the Daily Prophet together and tell them about your fetish for bears. Ridiculous Dramione oneshot.

When Ginny brings Blaise home for a family dinner, Blaise gets trapped by her numerous brothers. A question and answer session ensues. Purely humour. R&R please!

“Professor Snape is really sexy you know?” “So you will marry me?” “NO! No, there isn’t anyone else.” A oneshot humour [mostly] fic. DMHG, slight PPHP

Malfoys don't cry. Malfoys don't love. Malfoys aren't afraid. Malfoys don't regret. Malfoys don't hesitate. Malfoys aren't heroes. Malfoys don't die. [Written as DHr, but interchangeable]

Trip, verb. Action that causes somebody to fall or stumble...into Draco Malfoy and snog the hells out of him. Dramione.

“The new Minister of Magic? You three are absurd.” A blank stare and two identical suppressed grins met her eyes. MWPP era humour oneshot.

“But why in Slytherin’s name do you want to conquer earth with flying donkeys?” Light, humorous Scorpius/Rose oneshot.

“So let him marry her either one of her sisters! Mimosa and Dragon Root, wasn’t it?” Humorous LuciusNarcissa drabble!

“I have no idea what you’re talking about. This is novel purely fictitious. I didn’t base it on myself.” “I didn’t say you based it on yourself, did I?” She asked slyly. Humorous Dramione drabble.

Fred shows Hermione that a little bit of spontaniety in life is all she needs.

The Malfoys always had a strange, twisted way of expressing themselves. Drabble

She loves him. He loves her. She is marrying his best friend. He is not stopping her. It was for the best. Nominated for Dramione Awards!

Ask her to dance. It won't do for you to sit here and stare at her like a love struck idiot." Christmas with the Malfoys were never boring. A Malfoy family gen fic with strong hints of Lucius/Narcissa, Draco/Astoria and Scorpius/Rose.

Featuring 15 drabbles about Scorpius Malfoy for the community 30 Children on Live Journal. Features Draco, Astoria, and many mentions of Rose, Hermione and others! Eleventh one up, featuring Scorose!

When Teddy and Victoire gets trapped under a mistletoe and Victoire refuses to kiss him, sparks fly. Drabble for Christmas!