Filch really had never been good with women.
Ron isn't entirely convinced by the Muggle treat Hermione brings home.
Harry's new business idea is a bit...strange. Complete and utter crack.
A run-in with some tourists is an eye-opener for Dr. Granger. Complete and utter crack.
She has done many terrible things, so why is it you want her so badly?
Both Harry and Voldemort knew it was possible they could die tonight.
Horace, Tom, and their dirty little secret.
Even though he knew it was merely a boggart, it still froze him in place.