"Seriously. It totally does!" The younger brother insisted. "Look at it. It's all brown... And it's white on the inside... And the edges are round." Join the Hamada Brothers as they stumble throughout many adventures, be it canon or an alternate universe! This is a collaboration between myself and tumblr user orange-icebreaker.

As the narrator of this story, it is my duty to inform you of the happenings as they were according to the author. Even if the narrator doesn't particularly agree with them. No, I'm serious. This is some gross literature right here. Why must I be the one to tell this tale...

You know, they say the crazy are those who dare to dream of things greater than themselves. A fine lad like you could definitely be a mad-man in disguise, waiting until the moment is ripe to take the world ablaze with your keen intuition... if not somewhat questionable mental health.