Ron and Hermione are at each others throats over their pets. Will they ever make up or will Harry go nuts and beat them both over the head with a beater's bat? Drabble written for an HP kids community.
CRACKFIC! Hermione is engaged to another man and runs into her old flame Ron at a strip club. Zaniness ensues. Excessive purple prose, things that make no sense, bad smut cliches, and lots of crack. *not making fun of one person just writing crack for fun
Trying to deal with his brother's death, George writes letters to Fred as 'therapy'. Hilarity ensues. Mostly Ron and Hermione from George's point of view, but other characters appear too. Rated M for language and mentions of sex.
Ron would do anything for his wifey. This drabble won the Ron Big Bang drabble writing contest. Not bad for a non writer eh?