"Oh really now? Never? Then I'll never know that you've really experienced bad. I'll just have to follow you around until I see it happen. Even if it takes the rest of the year…I'll see you be bad Weasley. Even if I have to instigate it myself." One Shot.

Father would have been very upset at me for questioning a woman who offered her virgin title but I couldn't help myself. "Weasley, You can't possibly mean to force yourself upon me?" She laughed. Oh lord; she meant to and I wasn't terribly opposed to it.

Short-Shot. Draco feels pity for a forgotten red head and finds that he nags at himself for his mother. Wonderful.