The Whomping Willow and the Ford Anglia are very bored one day and they begin to play a game. Hillarity ensures. Rated M for seediness. The second most disturbing story involving the Whomping Willow I've ever considered.

People never seem to mess with the Hufflepuffs. I wondered why. Are they really Duffers? Or is it just that they take house unity too far. A Slytherin opportunistically attacks and soon learns why. Contains graphic violence.