Fifth year after Lily broke off their friendship, James and Sirius find Snape to dole out punishment for calling Lily a mudblood. Instead, they learn about a blood pact made between the two, with Lily not really believing the blood pact to be a serious matter.

I've had this sitting in my hard drive for some time but couldn't think of a title. It's a pretty basic 'Snarry' outline where Harry and Severus are called up to the Headmaster's office for some "betrothal" contract he has for them in order to win the war; the general greedy, power-hungry Dumbledore, gold-digging Weasleys (M/G/R), . . . There's a full summary in the story.

Someone is attacking and capturing Britain's magical populace; and it's not Voldemort.

Harry circumvents the Blood Wards and is now preparing for the Tri-Wizard Tournament

"You see, I can't sign any marriage contracts, forged or otherwise, unless my own contract of agreement is signed." Dumbledore wants Harry and Snape to marry, whether they want to or not.

Severus Snape is dreading the incoming of Harry Potter. He is not looking forward to teaching the brat for seven years. Snape-centric, mentions of my OC, may make an appearance. I'm making this up as I go along.

The summary within is deceiving. I don't think I'll flesh this out, but it was just something that kept replaying over in my head. However, the title does indicate the humor of the story.

Severus Snape watches over baby Harry then gets the surprise of a lifetime.