Songfic set to the lyrics of Scissor Sisters' 'I Can't Decide'. Chester has finally captured Paul, and decides to sing a little 'love song' to him before he decides his fate. T for mild swearing and violent imagery.

The bigger, better, extended, and R-Rated version of Sugar, We're Going Down Swinging! Rated M/R for intense violence, graphic sexual scenes, and heavy swearing.