"Is Wario a Nerd Fighter?" - the greatest fanfic in the history of fanfiction, locked by a moderator after 12,239 chapters of heated debate,

Nah, you're not legendary. You're nothing but a BIG NERD (These are legendary Pokemon poems rated T for Teen by the ESRB).

"She told me it was a girl, and so I turned my head away and wept. 'All right,' I said, 'I'm glad it's a girl. And I hope she'll be a fool — that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool." Sonic 06!AU sort of.

Jack Kerouac was just a drunk misogynist loser why do people still like him? Also Hunter S. Thompson sucks too. Read and review, or something (but really who would want to.)

pro·cras·ti·nate verb \prə-ˈkras-tə-ˌnāt, prō-\ : to be slow or late about doing something that should be done : to delay doing something until a later time because you do not want to do it, because you are lazy, etc.

Platonic Shadilver fic made for a friend. It is also highly pretentious and highly corrosive, so please handle carefully with gloves wrapped tight like a tourniquet.

Ever wondered if Johnny was driven insane from all the obnoxious noises he constantly made even when he slightly moved his body? Me neither.