Songfic. A Harry Potter version of the Christmas carol 'We Three Kings'. Warning! this songfic is a little bit evil. It is from the wizarding world 's viewpoint of Voldemort's reign.
Takes place the summer before GoF. Harry does some inventing, doesn't go to the Quidditch world cup, decides he doesn't want to go back to Hogwarts, befriends Dudley, gets a job and more. Only to be dragged back to Hogwarts to compete in the Tri-Wizard tournament.
This is a Harry Potter parody of the snake charming song. song-fic/crackfic
Harry sings songs, neville dances, dean does the outfits and lights, seamus does... something, and fred and george both start the band. It is better than I make it sound. Please try it. Warning: Ron bashing! DISCONTINUED AND UP FOR ADOPTION!