What are the origins of the Malfoy family and how exactly did these wizarding aristocrats come into possession of their manor in Wiltshire? How much is a horse worth? And why do swords slither? You will learn this and more during an excursion into medieval England of 1066, presented to you by Lucius and Scorpius Malfoy.

When their son Draco married the Muggle-born Hermione Granger, Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy erased him from their lives. But how can the two proud pure-bloods keep their resolution when their little granddaughter is so cute? Especially when it's Christmas time.

Two horny teenagers. A gazebo. What could go wrong? Follow young Lucius Malfoy and his girlfriend Narcissa Black on their quest to make their relationship legit and to be able to spend some quality time together – not necessarily in that order.