Severus Snape IS the Slytherin Sex God. Unfortunately, he's the only one who thinks so. New chapter! Hogwarts employment isn't always so glamorous...

Crabbe and Goyle: wildly out of character and loving every minute of it! When Malfoy injures himself and is laid up in the hospital wing, his two friends are left to prank, matchmake, and raid the kitchen by themselves. bit of DMPP

Is it THE END for our housemates when..the Administration demands a change of lifestyle? Not a script, not interactive.

Tired of melodramatic angst, cliched plot twists, and sappy, sickening dialogue? This is the slash romance for you. Set in 3rd year, it follows Harry's bungling attempts to seduce Draco.. (now complete with unnecessary addendum!)

James, Sirius, and Remus can't figure out how Peter got into Gryffindor.. even after he tells them. one shot

Controversial news article parody in the style of the Onion. What's it like when one fanfic author has had enough?

Hermione's potions notebook disappears, and, true to form, the kids decide to investigate in the most dangerous and roundabout manner possible. A gentle jab at both fanfic and canon.