I took one last look around the dormitory for the night, ready to join the rest of Gryffindor as we celebrated the end of our years at Hogwarts. I sighed, noting every intricate detail I needed to preserve in my mind. I closed the door.

Harry gets his nipples pierced!

“We are not putting him down like a sick puppy, werewolf or not!” the other voice shouted, surreptitiousness forgotten. “He is our son!”

Harry hears a wonderful disco song on the radio and decides to discofy the school, with the help of Madam Peace Pince. What happens though, when Snape decides to put an end to the disco? ONE-SHOT!

I don’t think I’ve ever been completely normal. It’s a tad bit sad, knowing you’re the only one who doesn’t live up to anybody’s expectations. I guess this is some sort of karma--I’m smart, therefore, I’m a loser.

Draco comes down to dinner one night and realises that there will never again be more than two at the dinner table. Full summary inside. One-Shot.

Harry and Draco accidentally meet each other in Las Vegas. Once they are both drunk, they do something neither one of them expected. They get married.

Draco is out of hair gel and must pogo his way to the store. Once there, he is asked: Paper or Plastic. Now Draco must find out the meaning behind that! Chapter two up!

Harry, after countless attempts to become an Animagus, finally succeeds! He becomes a Fiery Hungarian Horntail, weight as well. But when Voldemort attacks Hogwarts, what happens? ONE SHOT!

Ron eats a chocolate frog, and ends up as Minister of Magic. It's based on the commercial! Truly hilarious! I promise! ONE SHOT!

Ron gets everybody worked up over the crazy maneating shorts, Harry gets mad, and has a talk with the Weasley Twins. THis is extremely crazy. Rated PG for precaution.

Ron and Hermione have nothing else better to do, so what do they do? They have innocent quarrels! Its better then it sounds, trust me. Rated for language.

A short little one-shot about how Harry (and a few others) killed Kreacher. It's hilarious, I promise!

Wait, wait, and WAIT. What did he say? No, he couldn’t have meant that... he couldn’t have.... Could he? SEQUEL TO THE VOICES INSIDE MY HEAD. ONE-SHOT.

James asks Lily out. Lily denies. James sulks. Voice-in-head tries to get him to give up. ONE-SHOT!

What happens?

What if Tom died when he was fifteen? J.K.Rowling has come to the rescuse, back in 1941, and has decided to kill off old Tommy! Anyway, read the Author Notes, please!

Summary: Sirius and Nickie locked Lily and James in a broom closet, and they can't come out until they...er...settle things... Includes chess! It's PG13 to be safe, but I personally would consider it to be PG