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  • I Never Wanted the Stupid World Anyway

    By poisonruby • Updated: 14 Sep 2006 • Published: 13 Sep 2006 • 2 Chapters • 2,673 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Severus S., Hermione G. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Voldemort drinks a Love Potion that makes him infatuated with none other than Hermione Granger. The Wizarding world is confused, to say the least, when he ceases attempts to murder Harry Potter and joins S.P.E.W.

  • The Cat, the Witch and the Broom Cupboard

    By poisonruby • Updated: 12 Sep 2006 • Published: 12 Sep 2006 • 2 Chapters • 1,988 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Severus S., Harry P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Harry, Hermione, Severus and Mrs Norris are locked inside a broom cupboard. SNARRY HARMONY SSHG ... Actually, scratch that. It's just pure randomness and silliness!

  • What a Victory

    By poisonruby • Updated: 10 Sep 2006 • Published: 10 Sep 2006 • 1,412 words • 0 followers • Tragedy/Suspense • Severus S. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    The war is finally over, the Dark Lord won. Standing over Harry Potter's dead body, he delivers a speech that nobody will ever hear, because there is nobody left. ONESHOT.

  • The Essence of Snarry

    By poisonruby • Updated: 10 Sep 2006 • Published: 10 Sep 2006 • 989 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Severus S., Harry P. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    A humorous overview of the scariest ship imaginable. Parody ish. Supposedly funny. ONESHOT.

  • Death Eater Interviews

    By poisonruby • Updated: 8 Sep 2006 • Published: 8 Sep 2006 • 2 Chapters • 3,008 words • 0 followers • Humor/Angst • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Lord Voldemort is recruiting new Death Eaters, but it's proving harder than he expected. Watch me make fun of the most ebil and menacing characters! WARNING: Contains an unhealthily large amount of eyebrow references.