Rating to be safe. Rewrite of unfinished story. When Joad was little, her father taught her about Mandalor folklore. Her favorite Gods had been the Gods of irony. When irony was afoot, it was said you could hear them laughing and snickering. Joad swe

in all movies, what gives you the cue to stand up and scream "behind you, you idiot!"? Ominous music! so when ominous music is heard lurking about Hogwarts, how many people panic?