Paneknofret and Isabelle are two vampires, one the fledgling of the other. They have the good fortune to attend Hogwarts and report on the goings-on of the school year to a vampire newsletter. PG-13 for behavior of wacky old vampires.
In some ways, a typical postmodern vampire romance. A somewhat eccentric new student befriends Draco, and things get ever stranger from there. Gothicism and language warning.
Absurdity written in the style of drama. Hermione's musings as she's imprisoned in Azkaban... I was in seventh grade when I wrote this, so don't yell if it's not my usual style of spastic description and inappropriate comments.
An odd little ditty I wrote in seventh grade, about how much the Dracolovers irritate me. They don't irritate me that much anymore, but in seventh grade they did.
A songfic and a filk to 'Goodbye, Earl' by the Dixie Chicks (which is a very good song, btw) and it's from Harry's POV and he marries an abusive woman.