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Godforsaken

  • Tabloid

    Paneknofret and Isabelle are two vampires, one the fledgling of the other. They have the good fortune to attend Hogwarts and report on the goings-on of the school year to a vampire newsletter. PG-13 for behavior of wacky old vampires.

  • Playing with Fire

    In some ways, a typical postmodern vampire romance. A somewhat eccentric new student befriends Draco, and things get ever stranger from there. Gothicism and language warning.

  • Hermione's Dreadful Mistake

    Absurdity written in the style of drama. Hermione's musings as she's imprisoned in Azkaban... I was in seventh grade when I wrote this, so don't yell if it's not my usual style of spastic description and inappropriate comments.

  • And A Very Merry Dracomas to You, Too

    An odd little ditty I wrote in seventh grade, about how much the Dracolovers irritate me. They don't irritate me that much anymore, but in seventh grade they did.

  • Goodbye, Merl

    A songfic and a filk to 'Goodbye, Earl' by the Dixie Chicks (which is a very good song, btw) and it's from Harry's POV and he marries an abusive woman.