Um, I got bored. Plus jweb guru decided it would be funny if I wrote a Mary Sue, so here it is. I wrote it really quickly, so there isn't really a plot and jweb guru keeps interrupting.

Reporter interviews Voldemort. We find out exactly why Voldemort became evil and such... *written in a period of 5 minutes after an extreme overdose of sugar* (Author does not assume responsibility for any harm caused by the reading of this fic.)

Brought to you by: VenusSaturnalia! None other than your favorite author in the whole wide world! (hint hint) This is my Christmas present from me (and spacelover [Jen] kinda, cause she didn't write a lot of it) to you. Merry Christmas!!!

Well, I was really, really bored and I started playing MASH with Harry Potter characters and it was really funny! My friend and I did this together... We were both bored

OK, now if you dislike weird humor, you probably shouldn't read this. Yea... we find out who and what is REALLY in Draco's mansion... muahahahaha....if you don't like it, don't blame me. You made the choice. I just wrote it.

I couldn't think of any other title, OK!?!?! Anyways, I took up Lady Reena's challenge, and well, why don't you just read it? It's short!

PG because of fighting. Not graphic, though. Draco Malfoy and Voldemort attempt to teach you to do stuff, but they fail miserably. For the first chapter, they teach you how to greet a friend.