Even though the coin of fate landed in Snape's favor, it was only a matter of time until the dark and dirty side of his behaviour resurfaced. Ginny met his gaze, flipped him the bird and then, licking her fingers, crushed the flame of the candle. (8 chapters)

"We are here for you…Harry, son of Potter," Voldemort explained loudly, raising his own goblet. "Let us drink before I have his throat slit. Or perhaps, this youth could come with me to the courtyard and try to slay his ruler in a fair duel?" ; Royalty AU.

A mishap with a bad hair mask leaves Parvati balder than a Bertie Bott's Bean. Her day becomes worse before it gets better.

First, there was water. It covered the barren stretch of the Earth like a cold sheath over a blade. All was still and quiet. The Great Mag, Creator of the Universe, and all His creations slept. On the first day of all days, the Giant Squid woke up, shivered and rose from the depths. Back then, the squid only had two tentacles and she brushed them over the nose of the Great Mag

Vernon Dursley's troubles began when a tabby cat greeted him on his way home to Privet Drive. His awful wizard nephew appeared on his doorstep the next day and turned his perfectly normal life upside down. Thirty years later, his grandkids (Penny and Vinny Dursley) are staying with him. A cat appears on the fence and Vernon is committed to ridding his family of magical mishaps.

Colin Creevey knew what he saw. There was a vampire in Hogwarts and it left two liquorice-red marks on Arwen Archibald's leg. Everyone told Arwen it was a rabid badger. Colin made it his personal business to prove them wrong.

All Minerva wants to do is stay in bed and nurse her cold. Instead, she has to teach a third-year Draco Malfoy.

Gran Auggie was perfect. Little Neville only wants to earn her approval. Perhaps time spent in a garden will make her see how special he is?

Petunia needs to find out Mrs Figg's secret. There is no way her garden can be that good without extra help.

Lord Severn ape) sees no woman as his equal. His friend Luce lfoy) seeks to find his nonpareil. Severn strikes a dangerous pari with Miss Granger: to best her at hunting on the condition that he is the hunter and she is the prey. Miss Granger will do everything in her power to win, but she does not yet know that Severn does not take defeat lightly. (10 Chapters)

Dolores' kittens keep disappearing out of her portrait to go have tea elsewhere. She must discover where they sneak off to. Who keeps feeding her kittens? (THC)

Hermione's parents want her to find a nice human lad. That's how she finds herself in a lap dance bar in Muggle London with a supposed childhood friend, Missy. Accepting her bet, Hermione finds a dancer to enjoy the night with only to make the horrifying discovery...he is Professor Snape! What is the meaning of this encounter? Hermione is willing to pay up just to talk to him.

Harry and Luna go on vacation, leaving their baby boy in the hands of Severus Snape. Too bad Snape is bad with children. When an accident occurs, unexpected help appears in the form of Ginny Weasley. She forgoes a date to help take care of ickle James. Snape is thankful for her expert knowledge and thanks her in the best sort of way.

Hermione set her professor's robes on fire. She had been a bad girl, and she'd never been a bad girl. What will happen when professor Snape calls her to his classroom for a reprimanding? What do you think he will ask of her?

During a night out with friends, Hermione forgets her purse in the cab with a strangely familiar driver. Wishing to get to the bottom of the mystery, her suspicions prove correct. The driver promises a night of mischief, a trip to Buckingham Palace, and perhaps, a game in the darkness. What is Severus Snape doing in London? Better yet, what is he doing with her?

It all started with a jumper... - Draco needs to wear his heather gray jumper to his father's New Year's Eve party. Unfortunately, the laundry chambers have been under maintenance and the Headmistress refuses to fix them. Draco seeks help from the one Muggle laundry expert he knows: Hermione Granger. What happens when she plays a cruel trick on him at the laundrette?

Hermione Granger babysits Dudley Dursley's children as a favor for Harry. The only rule? Use no magic. Hermione takes them to the Black Sheep B&B in the non-magical town of Cokeworth. She signs the guestbook under the name Mrs. Snape. He can't mind? What happens when the dead headmaster returns and is unhappy with the mixup?

Ah, Yuletide and poetry, Snape's two favorite things. The Golden Trio are out caroling when they stumble upon Professor Snape's house. Granger takes it upon herself to show the old grump what Yuletide's really about. (Based on the famous poem by Clement Clarke Moore).

Earl Sevren is known for his temper. Regency AU

Sev's Pa always told him to keep a clear mind around girls. Sev really tried. Really did. Lily Evans was different. Lily Evans didn't just just twist his mind, she was already inside there from the start and wouldn't leave no matter how hard he tried to remove her. So she really had it coming, that tease. (Severus/Lily)