Why isn't Willow in the plant course at the start of the show? Here's why! (Yes, this is based on that Morning Mark comic.)

Conisdering I did this for ATLA last year, let's have a round two.

Remember kids, be a [BIG SHOT] and respect retail workers.

Bernie get's an unexpected gift.

Spider-Man may have no way home, but at least he has a Lego Palpatine.

I'd be more clever with the summary, but that would get in the way of the snarking.