Draco finds some wrinkles, and his world implodes. Thank God for Julia Roberts

Ginny's off to her seventh year after a Dark Lordfree summer. Harry's due to mooch aimlessly round the Burrow for months on end, but he gets a better offer with regards to a certain teaching job.

Because really, who calls their kid Albus Severus?

Yes, it was twisted and warped, what Tom Riddle felt for Ginevra Weasley. But it was there, and that was what counted

It's a hard old life, being an extraordinarily beautiful Mary Sue with an angsty tale that's longer even than her hair. Because an American exchange is so, like, totally canon.

James Potter has been left with the baby. Bored, he embarks on a one sided conversation with his son and manages to come to the conclusion that Baby Harry is a great philosopher.

When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'

There's love, right? And then there's heartbreak. And then there's the step up from that, the feeling that you just can't breathe. One Shot.

Professor Trelawny has often been seen as a bit of a fraud. But what people don't know is that she's also a closet tree hugger, a native geordie and an aspiring poet! R&R

That's your first wrong answer, Hermione. Because I know you won't be back soon." Mrs Granger is slowly losing her daughter, and there isn't a damn thing she can do about it.