Title based off Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. This story is a romance involving the Weasley twins and a cousin of Oliver Wood. Romance starts with George before including both twins later on. Story takes place in an alternate world where Fred survives and Voldemort didn't cause as much destruction.
Sometimes Reaver ends up with an infatuated fan that just can't take no for an answer, forcing him to use extreme measures to get rid of their annoying presence. Rated M for adult content and violence.
As a hedonist, Reaver lives for pleasure and self gratification of all kinds. And sometimes, his pleasure is another's misfortune.