Series of one shots about our favorite cat and rice ball. Rated T out of over abundance of caution. Chapter 1: Life is hard when your girl deserves an island and all you can afford is soba.

"You're a queen, because you make a great leader. Because you were, in no way, made to be ordinary."... In this moment, she loves him. Because he's restless, and honest, and so far from everything she has to be. (Mash one-shots. Rated T for paranoid safety. ch15: 1950s au)