As a specialist in obtaining magical art and rooting out forgeries, Hermione Granger is no stranger to rare and complicated forms of magic. But when her eldest child receives his Hogwarts letter, delivered by Head Auror Merrythought and Minister Shacklebolt, a familiar surname where her husband's should be upends her world. Malfoy. The letter is addressed to Archer Malfoy.

An AU in which Myrtle doesn't die, Tom Riddle doesn't get the diadem, and Theo Nott is in way over his head—and high out of his mind. (Rated M for recreational drug use)

Betrayal spurns even the hardiest of loves, but Salazar Slytherin will stop at nothing to ensure his legacy is preserved.

There's only one witch in the world James Potter wants, and she just so happens to walk into Sirius Black's bar.

Neville Longbottom escapes to Yorkshire after the war to find a peaceful respite in the countryside. However, he wasn't expecting to reconnect with someone from his past.

He was the kindest thing that ever happened to her, even if that was not how their story was told

Hermione awakens to the smell of biscuits. The only problem? She was alone when she went to bed.

Hermione Granger is the weapon they never intended to create. And she will bow down to no one. / Voldemort wins AU. Slowburn Dramione.

Hermione Granger is a hopeless romantic with a checklist a kilometre long for her future partner. Draco Malfoy is a cynical, opinionated playboy with a less than positive outlook on love. When Malfoy crashes her carefully reimagined Witch Weekly after years of hard-earned prestige, Hermione is determined to prove to him that the perfect man does exist. Inspired by The Ugly Truth.

They were supposed to be the antithesis of what the other wanted. Opposite sides of the war, family names with a history of bitter clashes… but James Potter found himself inexplicably drawn to the strong blonde from the Black line, losing himself in her for as long as he could. When war looms, so does the end of their arrangement, but goodbyes are always easier in theory.

One long week, two disguises, and a wealth of desire help Hermione and Cormac blow off some steam with a little game of cat and mouse. Cormione

Remus Lupin is self-sacrificing to a fault, but Hermione has no time for that nonsense. When he gets it into his head that he's no good for her, she lays a plan to force him into realising that she's exact what he needs. A birthday gift for mcal

A collection of Harry Potter drabbles and ficlets that will be updated as the plot bunnies visit. Multiple pairings, multiple tropes. Individual ratings for each chapter. I take requests if there's anything you'd like me to write; send me prompts and pairings in a review or pm! Reviews are love.

Draco has always gone over the top for Hermione's birthday, but this year he brings her best friend into the bedroom. When Harry looks at her like she's the only glass of water for miles in a desert, Hermione is desperate to quench that thirst. A fic that is nothing but gratuitous smut and the tiniest bit of plot for my dear friend msmerlin. Dramionarry.

Theodore Nott has always been the odd one out; lover of books & romance, he tends toward an innocuous existence living vicariously through the characters of novels he loves. One afternoon, though, a stranger in his favourite bookstore chair and accidental quoting start a whirlwind romance he isn't sure how to handle. Five times Theodore Nott almost kissed Hermione Granger.

After the war, Hermione Granger decides to buy Flourish and Blotts and spend the rest of her life surrounded by books. Until, that is, she realizes just how much a certain Slytherin has changed after leaving Hogwarts. It only takes one cup of Butterbeer to get into trouble. / Fluff galore. One-shot turned multi-chap. I don't own these characters; they're just fun to play with

She was a whirlwind of joy and colour and light, and Theo loved her with an intensity that startled him. But suddenly, she was gone, and he still loved her. A tale of loss and healing. Loosely inspired by Freddie Mercury and Love of My Life by Queen. Written for Sing Me a Rare Volume 3.

Darkness breeds darkness. In the aftermath of the war and amidst Voldemort's reign, two depraved souls find solace in the dance of their demons. Inspired by Nikita Gill's poem "The Dance" and written for the DFW's Nikita Gill challenge.

A story of heartbreak, grief, and love. A gift for PartyLines.

A story of heartbreak, grief, and love. A gift for PartyLines.