Sage If. A rash decision in the Corridor of Memories sends Subaru back to Zero. Subaru/Emilia. Cover art by quimser.

Sometimes, the teachers truly are out to get you. An epic tale of Dung Bombs, Canary Creams, and spiked Lemon Drops. Warning: Actually, uh, there's not anything to warn about. So, just read. Yeah.

Who knew that The Power He Knows Not could be found in a kitchen cabinet? The surreal story of what really happened that night. This is not to be taken seriously, but meant for my, and hopefully your enjoyment. Not a Lily and James bashing story, but instead a weird little idea born of caffeine, sugar, and lack of sleep. Warning: Insanity. Enough said.

When Luna Lovegood become interested in something, she tends to go a bit...overboard. This is a series of one-shots (unless otherwise stated) of her 'Lunar Phases.' No crossovers, but beware of references. Warning: Rolling on the floor laughing can cause you to bump your head. Please firmly grasp your computer while reading this fanfic.

Enchanted mirrors that entrap your soul, trolls, flesh eating plants and uncatchable keys are no proper protection for the Philosopher's Stone. No, an old jacket would be much better for this priceless magical artifact. Warning: Laughing incorrectly can damage your voice box.

"I'm late, I'm late, I'm so very late!" Hermione checked her pocket watch again. The time stared unforgivingly back at her. 10:56. Hermione had but six minutes until the Hogwarts Express took off. "Where's a flying car when you need one?" Oneshot.

Harry is perplexed. Ever since the graveyard incident in Little Hangleton, his wand has been causing him quite some trouble. He decides that going to Ollivanders might help, however his idea for a solution is quite... unexpected. Set between end of 4th year and beginning of 5th year. Warning: Hilarity and nonsense!