'Spoken as a true Pureblood princess! Bravo, milady', Sirius joked saucy grin in place. 'Acted as a true brute, Black. Congratulations', deadpanned the girl. That chick was putting on a show, and it seemed like she was determined to keep her real emotions to herself. Well, Sirius Black was always up to a challenge.

It was one of those mornings. One of those days Lily felt like starting with a bowl of ice cream and a drop of firewhiskey in her tea. Welcome to the joys of parenthood. One-shot