As Hogwarts students of different houses listen to the grand tale of how the Blacks became named after stars, there's a little confusion and questions about this fairy tale. . "So because of all the unicorns and Roman Emperors they got tired of it and then some genius decided that if all the Blacks were to have awful names they might as well be named after a star?"

The next few minutes were some of the worst that had ever happened to the Evans family. "He isn't going to make it!" "Clear!" "Try again!" "Clear!" "Ma'am..."

Alice Longbottom was afraid. She was afraid of many things- (Spiders, Muggle Aeroplanes, and Remus Lupin in scheming mode)- but there was one thing that could make her want to run all the way to the Yukon Territory in Canada. The Hospital Wing.

Dear Potter: I am coming to get you. Please don't tell Dumbledore or I will kill you. From, Voldemort. Dear Voldemort: Told Dumbledore, took the Cup, everybody still hates you. From, Harry Potter. Dear Potter: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SNAKE! WHY I OUGHT TO- From, Voldemort. Dear Voldemort: … Why do we keep on answering? From, Harry Potter. Dear Potter: What was your first clue? -Volde