[Muggle AUish] Bill asks all his siblings for romantic advice. It goes as well as you expected. / "And we'll be 'Eagle Two'." "Oh dear god." [For Eternally Seventeen]
Lily goes to visit when Molly's heavily pregnant and things end up either a little better or worse. [For Eternally Seventeen]
A motley fool, a miserable dangerous fool. He wore a mask like no other.
"If I 'ave to 'ear another 'yodel-ley-'e-who ' I'm going to sack you, strip you o' all your money an' titles, sic three rabid and hungry tigers zon you, and zen t'row your mangled remains off a cliff to be eaten by sharks, and zen I'll blow up the v'ole ocean. Just to 'ake sure you von't come back to life and vhisper zhat obnoxious vord zin my ear. Do not 'ush me."
They were young, and their favourite colour was blue. [drabble through the years]
Oh I shall rise and I shall die, as I cut down my foes of life. [Poetry]
Oh, Death, won't you spare me another day? [Poetry]
In this war of fire, death, and despair, rose above a courageous golden pair. [Poetry]
"So wise so young, they say, do never live long." The maze was blood thirsty, it thrived on prostitution, gambling, and murder, and it sent one boy scrambling for something to hold onto. [Richard lll!AU]
We were supposed to stay together forever. [Poetry, Fred and George]
[Veraverse!AU] War was in the air around them, but even during those long days and harsh nights, they still found time for joy in the unforgiving world.
[Victorian!AU] Alphard hated how his sister never told him about things until the last minute, but perhaps this new assistant of his wont be so bad.
IF YOU BELIEVE IT
He was called 'The Boy Who Lived' because he wouldn't die. He should have died, but he didn't. [Muggle!AU]
Dean didn't like the dark. He didn't like the dried red lines that covered the stone walls and floor. He didn't like how Seamus got hurt. He didn't like it. He didn't like it at all. [Torture!AU, Muggle!AU, blood]
On the Hogwarts Express, Fred and James ll start off having a normal conversation, but nothing is ever really normal with them. "Don't worry, you can be in my harem. I know, it's hard to resist this piece of manflesh."
Sirius found himself lusting after the forbidden fruit, the one taboo object he could never have in his possession, and Lily began to wonder if she fell out of love.
Draco falls in love with the shinning glimmering curves, the brightest red and green he's ever seen, the tender flesh and all. The only problem? He's married. [Drapple]
"...Why do we need a theme song? What are we going to do? Play it before every battle? Sing it at Quidditch games? Send an anonymous note to Voldemort telling him that he needs a theme song so we can have a battle of the bands?"
Maybe Olympe shouldn't have found that 1960 issue of Play Boy magazine and see that her lover was on the cover.