Timmy Turner is enjoying living it up thanks to his latest wish, but when he meets his new neighbor, Samus Aran, things get shaken up a bit. WARNING: This story is extremely dark even by my own standards. Read at your own risk.

When Link discovers a new song on his Ocarina with the ability to summon characters from his television, he brings to life several new friends. And then things get freaky. Disclaimer Characters in this story use real life names, but the use of them in this story is based on their characterized and fictional personas. They are caricatures and not meant to violate rules.

While grocery shopping on a boring Sunday afternoon, Hal Emmerich meets a new friend that changes his life forever.