Wade offers to help Peter redesign his costume. / Pre-Healing factor AU with an established relationship

Peter Parker just wants a little normalcy in his life. Sure, being a science teacher is a little mundane but it gives him joy. Too bad that's been ripped away from him now that Deadpool is posing as a janitor at Midtown High.

Life is short. Life is even shorter when you are but days away from fading away from reality.

Rossiu has had it up to his eyebrows with his roommate's bro who often ends up bunking in their college dorm room.

"You didn't tell me that you have an evil twin, Peter!" "Reformed evil twin. And he's my clone, Wade, not my twin."