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  • Bash

    Bashing Harry Potter characters I don't like. Chapter 1: the Bash song. Chapter 2 and onwards: Bash!

  • Tommy's Harem

    Lord Voldemort recieves a notice from the Dark Lord Union that he doesn't fill all the membership requirements. What's an aspiring Dark Lord to do? Warning: It's an Haremfic, what do you think? Also, take care not to spill anything on your keyboard laughi

  • Black Hair

    Too weird for one. Starts as a parody on all those Harry is the Black Heir and ends in a HPSP Xover. Crazy, in a good way, laugher garanteed I think, and Voldemort is killed by muggle means, for those who like this kind of story. Don't forget to bring

  • Electrifying Epiphany

    Harry is upset abour losing his godfather. Then he finds he lost everyone else. With a little help from Industrial Light & Magic, he'll get back at them all. Lies and deciete, mystery and suspence, treachery and bereyal and Severus Snape in a snag. An ele

  • Hobgoblins

    Summary: The wizarding world and its supreme ruler, the Minister of Magic, made Harry into their goblin. Harry embraces that fate, and it does him a world of good. Once again I took a good story and made an harem! fic. I hate myself.

  • Broomsticks, Wands, and Draco Malfoy

    Harry comes up agains Draco Malfoy in many battles of wits in Canon. In my version, however, he is actually armed for the fight. Note: This is not, in any way, a Harry/Draco ship. Really, I don't know where you get such ideas!

  • Chamber of Secrets, North Pole

    The Dark Lord like you never knew before.

  • The Trial

    Fudge puts Harry on trial. He and Malfoy have planned something along the usual lines of what you could expect in the prologue of or a flashback in a cliched Azkaban!Harry fic. Only Harry doesn't seem to play along, nor to take it quietly. A Post-OotP courtroom drama/comedy.

  • His Equal aka A Little Prick

    His parents defied the Dark Lord three times, he marked him as his equal, and died by his hand... For he had a power HE knew nothing of... and he's such a little prick!

  • Plot Bunnies

    A collection of plot bunnies, Omakes, odd ideas that pop into my head, and other drabble.

  • Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice

    Harry got some Polyjuice left. He puts it to good use. I started with a ‘new crazy way to bring the revolution’ and somehow ended with a multiship! Or harem!Harry fic. Transfiguration, metamorphing, animagi and of course, Polyjuice, this story wrote itsel

  • Let’s Do the TimeWarp Again!

    A parody of several stories, including my own, this oneshot is a spinoff of Potions and Kuru which I have yet to post here, but it stands alone as it is, you don't have to read them to enjoy it. So let’s do the timewarp again!