Harry Potter as written by various authors...George Orwell, Anthony Burgess, Sir John Mortimer and others.

When it becomes possible to travel between nineteenth-century Earth and Westeros, Britain needs its finest to represent it at King Robert's court. Who better to call than Sir Harry Flashman? (Actually, almost anybody else would do, but he's burdened with his reputation.)

When Arya sailed off to the West at the end of Season Eight, she went farther than she had imagined. A strange storm swept her and her boat up, and she ended up off the coast of a new land...Miami! Luckily for her, the first person she ran into was Dexter Morgan. Can Dexter teach Arya the Code of Harry? Can Dexter, too, become Faceless?

What if Asha Greyjoy had been sent to Kings Landing as an ironborn envoy...and taken up with Tyrion Lannister? Can two misfits find happiness with one another? AU for A Clash of Kings/A Storm of Swords.

Harry Potter grew up in Roanapur, with his loving Aunt Petunia, his best friend/cousin Dudley, and the woman they all worked for, Balalaika! Until the day a mysterious visitor arrived with news that would change both boys' lives forever...

After the Red invasion, the Scooby gang find themselves in the Army...and are assigned as a deep-penetration recon team. One day, they get orders to link up with some of the most feared guerrillas in occupied territory: the Wolverines! Based on the 1984 movie and the original Scooby Doo continuity. No Scrappy, no Scooby Dum, no North Koreans.

When Nick Cleveland starts fiddling with time magic, he gets something that nobody expected. Could this be the start of a whole new field of magic, or will his experiment lead to a time paradox?

What goes on in Effie Trinket's head? How does she live with herself and what she does? Haymitch Abernathy wonders the same thing...and finds out, when Effie lowers her mask and shows him what's underneath.

The hardest hard-girl in Ravenclaw's got a secret admirer! Who could it be, and what'll he do? Set in the Slytherin Rising AU.

An examination of a little-seen character. Contains spoilers for Thanfiction's "Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness," and is compliant with that continuity.

Ravenclaw's most Machiavellian member plunges into the Forbidden Forest on an impromptu rescue mission. What he finds there startles him, and leads to experiences he never imagined. OCs, Luna, Poppy Pomfrey

An AU for chapters 101 and 102 of the manga. What if Nakata's gun hadn't been in reach of Keiko just at the wrong time?

The first-ever appearance of Nick Cleveland, as our Machiavellian Ravenclaw tries to solve the mystery of the Chamber of Secrets, using weapons beyond the ken of wizards-logic and reason.

The Trio are dead...or are they? All of a sudden, they have new powers, powers the Dark Lord doesn't know about, along with a thirst for blood and an aversion to sunlight. Vampire!Harry, no ships.

What if Anthony Burgess had written 1984, or Orwell had written A Clockwork Orange?

Even after the revolution, life goes on. And one day, Katniss and Peeta must bid farewell to a dear friend.

What if a certain Machiavellian Ravenclaw had got into the fight at the Battle of the Ministry? Watch out, Death Eaters! (This story was written not long after Book 5 came out; I just got around to posting it here.)

What if Gandalf, while freeing Theoden from Saruman's spells, had also freed Grima? And Grima leaped at the chance to ride with the host of Rohan?

The night before the commemoration of the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry visits the memorial...and meets someone unexpected, with unexpected reasons to be there.

With all the others gone, the last veteran of Dumbledore's Army reflects on what it's like to be the very last survivor of them all.