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  • We could be heroes

    By You talk like a dentist • Updated: 21 Mar 2020 • Published: 8 Apr 2017 • 2 Chapters • 7,072 words • 0 followers • Family/Adventure • Harry P., OC • Rating: T • In Progress

    Harry's hero complex isn't a new thing. He makes his first friend long before Hogwarts while saving him from Dinky Duddums. (Pre-series)

  • Thicker than blood

    By You talk like a dentist • Updated: 27 Feb 2019 • Published: 20 Apr 2018 • 563 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    In which Harry wants loyalty better than what Ron and Hermione are willing to give him.

  • Let's break the walls between us

    By You talk like a dentist • Updated: 11 Aug 2018 • Published: 5 Nov 2016 • 9 Chapters • 16,771 words • 0 followers • Humor/Adventure • Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Harry isn't exactly unused to voices in his head. With the visions he's been having and his scar hurting it shouldn't really surprise him to hear things. It isn't particularly bad either, it's not like the basilisk he would hear slithering around Hogwarts saying 'Kill' but it's still weird. He just wishes he knew why the hell the voice was so pissed off with this J K Rowling bint.

  • The Dark Lord is dead, long live the Dark Lord

    By You talk like a dentist • Updated: 20 Apr 2018 • Published: 20 Apr 2018 • 1,019 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    In which Voldemort died on that fateful day of Halloween, 1981. If only Dumbledore would believe it and stop bothering Severus about it all. And now he's dragged Harry bloody Potter into it all, wonderful.

  • Wizard mills

    By You talk like a dentist • Updated: 2 Jul 2017 • Published: 2 Jul 2017 • 376 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    In which Harry becomes obsessed with bloodlines, because: Inbreeding.

  • Read the fine print

    By You talk like a dentist • Updated: 22 Oct 2016 • Published: 5 Oct 2016 • 3 Chapters • 5,640 words • 0 followers • Adventure • Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., OC • Rating: T • In Progress

    The Woman had told her she would be able to feel again. She hadn't told her that she would be sending her to the world of Harry Potter in the body of an inbred bigot that housed with even more inbred bigots, in a time of war and dial-up internet.

  • Ah music!

    By You talk like a dentist • Updated: 8 Oct 2016 • Published: 8 Oct 2016 • 2,094 words • 0 followers • Adventure • Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Dumbledore wasn't just being his usual eccentric self at the First year feast. Music is a magic in and of itself and Harry Potter is setting out to learn it. (CoS AU)

  • Run

    By You talk like a dentist • Updated: 17 Sep 2016 • Published: 17 Sep 2016 • 703 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Angst • Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Harry thought that they wouldn't do anything now, now that he knew he had magic, now that they had seen what people would do if they tried to stop him. He thought they would put up with him; after all, he would only be there for a little while, a few weeks before going off for months and months. He was wrong.