"Healers usually give this to the expectant parents…" Hermione trailed off as Harry paled. Harry awakes from amnesia with a spelled globe and several unanswered questions. mpreg!Draco.

In which every time Draco sneezes he changes genders.

Harry was not sure how Malfoy had ended up becoming spokesperson to the minister, but he suspected it had something to do with his combined reticence and snark. Malfoy's underhanded insults were both productive and entertaining. He had a certain knack for shutting up even the most persistent reporters, if not just making them blush. Harry/Draco, Mpreg, Angst/Romance/Humor.

In consequence of an accidental spell, Harry and Draco's five-year-old daughter is sent ten years into the past, where she meets her teenaged parents. Awkwardness ensues. Mpreg in later chapters.