A love story where Bilbo Baggins and Katniss Everdeen meet in unlikely circumstances and have a relationship. Takes place shortly before Gandalf's arrival in The Hobbit. Bilbo x Katniss
Harry (no, not Potter), after abuse from his Mexican uncle, starts his fucked up adventure to Wogharts (not a chinese ripoff of Hogwarts) with Ron and Hermione where they do shit. Everything gets fucked up. Parody of Harry Potter.
Seamus' day was boring, until he finds a dead girl.