"I presume you have all been... briefed," Snape drawled. It wasn't often that he was forced to treat three first-years as anything more than maggots. Voldemort never attacked Harry or Neville, and instead decided to use them as his basis for his own personal army.

Snape missed the first eight words of the prophecy, and that made all the difference. Now, Lord Voldemort rules over wizarding Britain, and Harry is a normal boy starting his first year at Hogwarts. But with Harry Potter, can anything ever be normal?

This entire story is one big cliché, starting with a SI and only getting crazier from there. Suggestions of which cliché to add next (or any suggestions, really) are always accepted and will be used, either in the story or as kindle for my fire.

"Be who YOU WANT to be with Reality" is their slogan. Live out your wildest fantasies, no questions asked. Well, I wanted to be Harry Potter. Somehow, everything went wrong. Rated M for language.

Hermione suddenly finds herself thirty years in the past, not by choice. But once you start meddling, nothing can be the same as it was the first time around. Every benefit has a consequence, and that includes knowledge of the future.

Neither Harry nor his younger brother Tom were marked as the Dark Lord's equal, so why do the Potters still have so many problems?

Scorpius goes through Hogwarts. Short attention spans, rivalries and new dark lords? Trying to post a new chapter every day, time permitting.