My little brother and I did a writing exercise for fun. A bit disjointed, a bit random. Harmless fun. No harm comes to Mrs Norris. Not sure about genre... have called it parody because that's the closest I think.

Slightly A/U Hermione becomes a drug addict and is left somewhere in London by Bellatrix. 2 years later large amounts of magical discharge are occuring in central London. Minerva finds her. Femslash eventually... I have changed the rating as it was pointed out to me that drug usage, voluntarily or not, should maybe count as an M-rating.

A Hermione/Rolanda femslash, because there are desperately few, and I think Rolanda has spunk, which is sexy. Story as per my usual M.O (de-ageing). Set largely during the Summer between 5th and 6th year. Will be multi-chaptered, and won't be updated with any regularity. Title has very little to do with the story... I need to work on it.