At age 2, Harry is taken from the Dursleys by Barnabas Cuffe, editor-in-chief of the Daily Prophet. Raised by an eloquent bastard with shady goals and driven by relentless ambition, Harry's bound to have an exceptional time at Hogwarts. No bashing, no canon rehash.

Barnabas Cuffe, Chefredakteur des Tagespropheten, hat schon seit Ewigkeiten eine Rechnung mit Albus Dumbledore offen. Als Harry nach den Ereignissen um Godric's Hollow zu den Dursleys gebracht wird, sieht er seine Gelegenheit gekommen. Er zieht den Jungen groß und der Harry Potter, der in Hogwarts ankommt, hat nichts mit dem zu tun, was Dumbledore erwartet hätte...

AU. Deep inside Durmstrang, an object of great power is hidden, an object one Igor Karkaroff strives to acquire. Easy task, right? Well, not when there's the mysterious reappearance of Harry Potter at your school, an overly interested Albus Dumbledore, a possibly deadly threat and the disapproval of your own staff you also have to deal with.

Dumbledore's new plan to save the world: A spell that is based on not being logically explainable. Featuring a rhyming Voldemort, a literal "Ice" Queen and a massive amount of lemon drops. Crackfic.

Misunderstandings and hatred lead to a horrible outcome. Harry does what never was meant to happen - and suddenly, it's his to decide how it will end: With the revival of the dark, or the victory of the light. Darkbutnotevil!Harry, canon-compliant protagonists.