When Percy Jackson was one year old, he saw something he shouldn't have. Harry Potter needs to know what Percy saw. There is just one problem: Percy doesn't remember.

Two killing curse green eyes. Three prisoners of Azkaban who can't remember what sanity feels like. And one very bad set of magical defenses with the faith of the Ministry. Dark!Main Characters.

On a log in India, a Red Lacewing butterfly flaps its wings and starts a chain reaction. Even the smallest things can have far reaching consequences, especially when magic gets involved.

Harry, after the end of fifth year, believes he has no chance at defeating Voldemort. As he walks down the street, he hears the infamous word "YOLO." Read at your own risk. Those with tenuous holds on their sanity are advised this was written under the heavy influence of boredom.

Fudge has always been a blithering idiot who didn't take well to losing. Unfortunately for Hogwarts, he's also the Minister of Magic. When Fudge makes a new mandate, all sixth year students are required to have their soul song played. Accompanied by memories, a soul song tells the summation of a person. Their secrets, their fears... Harry is in for one wild ride.

A collection of one shots, with everything from time travel to wrong boy who lived. All those ideas I can't get rid of but I'm also to lazy to make into proper stories. Classics and cliches galore. Pairings can and will change.

Harry Potter has had enough. Dumbledore has taken everything from him. It's time that the old man learns what he's missed and what he's done. One shot.