The hat's seen and done some nasty stuff. Ruined some lives, altered the future of the wizarding world, and come two words away from putting Harry into Slytherin. Then Tom lit it on fire... it never did work quite right afer that. Bit of language.HatPoem.

Sometimes when you're a death eater, even if you win, you lose. No pairings, no slash, all cannon-complient angsty rhymes. It's sort of almost a lullaby.

A poem about that odd little child named Tom Riddle.

I think the title is pretty self-explanitory.

I defy you to find another... HARRY POTTER X BIBLE crossover! It won't take but a minute of your time... come on. You know you want to know. One shot.

Luna and Bellatrix one-shot. They have a little revelation together in Malfoy manor, DH. Two of the craziest characters in the series, is it any surprise what you get when you put them together?

Just before an emergency change-of-adress, James Potter placed an order for a new broomstick. Nine years later the dilivery goes through, to the only "Mr. Potter" they can find.

Hermione stays at Hogwarts over the summer and, aged by an accident with a time-turner, begins a relationship with a werewolf professor and a man turned dog.

A Post-Hallows AU in which things happen. It starts on chapter fifteen. There's some other stuff before that that has something to do with the title of the fic, but I can't be arsed to tell you what it is in this many characters.