Look. I'll tell you all I know. I'm a Muggle. A human. No magic, nothing. So why do the Harry Potter characters visit me and tell me they need help? They are fake. We all know them in books. So leave me alone. Harry Potter don't exist. How wrong I was.

Catastrophe Caracarci is a little girl who grows up at an orphanage. Dustin Eclipse, a pureblood, always teases her because she is a mudblood. But when Draco comes to the orphanage, Cat gets the best thing ever.. And Draco finally falls for Hermione!

All the summary and introduction, preface all inside story, also, thank you for giving this a chance! My first story. Who IS Catastrophe Malfoy, Xavier Weasley, Minnie Brown, and Dustin Granger? Read on to find out! Pairings: D/Hr, H/G, R/L, and more!