"Oh my God, Sasuke-kun, please do not quote an Arctic Monkeys' song. Just stop. Stop it right now." Kami, Uchiha Sasuke was such hipster trash. AU. Pure-crack. SasuSaku.
Sasuke is dragged out to a night club, and everyone is grinding. How positively revolting. "Come dance." "I don't dance." "Saaaaasss-ukee-kuuun, have some fun once in a while. Let loose." Rated M for the obvious. SasuSaku.
Chapter 31: Three Wishes is up! A collection of one-shots to celebrate SasuSaku month. Rating changed to M for caution.
She teeters on the edge of hating him and loving him. He plays a wicked game on her heart, and there's nothing she can do to stop him; at least not as his captive. SasuSaku. /Post Land of Iron Arc./
Even as the chief of police's son, he didn't think he would get pulled over on a speeding ticket. Or felt up by an attractive police officer, that is. But by then, he was already hooked, and completely addicted. AU. Rated M for Lime(y) situations. SasuSaku.
Being Uchiha Sakura isn't all it's cracked up to be. SasuSaku. Rated M for light lemon(s), some lime and dark images. SasuSaku.
Because Kakashi always hated parallels, but could see where this was headed. Implied SasuSaku & KakaRin. One-shot. Post-war.
She was just a girl, eyes bright, uptight, breaking hearts. AU. One-shot. SasuSaku.
She's miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips, out to pop your bubblegum heart. AU. One-shot. SasuSaku.
"I've seen you looking at my.. assets... Kakashi-babe.." He was done for. "Well, Ka-ka-shi-kun?" Because a smooth talkin' Sakura and a flustered Kakashi work so well. CRACK. One-shot. KakaSaku.
"You are not about to have sex on my back!" Sasuke gets cockblocked by his summons. PURECRACK. Rated T for situations and language. SasuSaku.
She drowns him out of her mind with drinks, dancing and casual sex, until she completely looses herself. Sakura-centric. SasuSaku, slight KibaSaku.
"Just admit it, Sasuke-kun, you're a total virgin." "Am not." "He totally is." Because we all know Sasuke is in total denial. AU. Semi-Crack. SasuSaku.